Holy Laughs
Good, Clean, Godly Jokes & Holy Fun!
Tuesday, 1 May 2012
Wednesday, 29 February 2012
Men in Heaven - Who is the Head of the Household?
Wednesday, 31 August 2011
DO YOU KNOW YOUR HYMNS?
Dentist's Hymn.................................... Crown Him with Many Crowns.
Weatherman's Hymn............................ There Shall Be Showers of Blessings.
Contractor's Hymn............................... The Church's One Foundation.
The Tailor's Hymn................................ Holy, Holy, Holy.
The Golfer's Hymn.................................There's a Green Hill Far Away.
The Politician's Hymn........................... Standing on the Promises!
Optometrist's Hymn............................. Open My Eyes That I Might See.
The IRS Agent's Hymn.......................... I Surrender All.
The Gossip's Hymn...............................Pass It On.
The Electrician's Hymn......................... Send The Light.
The Shopper's Hymn............................ Sweet Bye and Bye.
The Realtor's Hymn.............................. I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop.
The Massage Therapist's Hymn............ He Touched Me.
The Doctor's Hymn.............................. The Great Physician.
AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
55 mph ........................... God Will Take Care of You
75 mph .............................. Nearer My God To Thee
85 mph ............................. This World Is Not My Home
95 mph ............................. Lord, I'm Coming Home
100 mph ........................... Precious Memories
Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
Saturday, 27 August 2011
The End is Near !
They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.
"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he
sped by.
From around the corner they heard a big splash. "Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'the bridge is broken' instead?"
Thursday, 18 August 2011
You're Next
So I started doing the same to them at funerals!